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Nigeria Beer is strong -Cardi B

American rapper, Cardi B had a blast after her wonderful musical performance at Livespot X Festival as she ended up getting drunk at the after party.

Cardi B
American rapper, Cardi B

The rap star had taken to her official Instagram story to reveal that she had lost a lot of energy and needed to take some nap after the herculean task.

In a new video, the Grammy award-winning rapper, who was already drunk, wondered how the small bottle of stout she drank had a huge impact on her.

“Nigerian beer is too strong, it’s like they add molly inside, I only took 1 bottle of beer and I feel fkdup” she lamented before she passed out at the backseat of her ride.

Celebrity barman, Cubana Chief Priest revealed that singer, Davido had instructed him to give the rapper 20 bottles of champagne worth N7M all the way from Barbados.

The American rapper, however, only took a bottle of beer and a little champagne before she started feeling dizzy.

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Fashola says Nigerian roads are not that Bad,Nigerians says he should take a road Trip.

The Minister of Works, Power and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, has said that our roads are not as bad as they are portrayed, and, well, Nigerians are not having it.

Punch reports that Fashola made this comment shortly after the Federal Executive Council meeting, where ₦58.4billion was approved for the construction of Bida-Sachi-Nupeko road and the Nupeko-Patigi Bridge across River Niger, linking Nupeko and Patigi in Niger and Kwara states.

“The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed.” the minister said. “I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad”

Well, Nigerians disagree.

Twitter users have begun to share photos of the very many bad roads across the country, imploring the former Lagos State governor to take a road trip.

Segun | Legal 🔌@SegunOladejo_

I bet Fashola to take Lagos to Ilorin road in a public transport. That time we will know if Nigeria road is bad or not

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How will he know if the roads are bad, they said, if his primary route of Lagos to Abuja is plied through the air?

The Punch Newspapers

@MobilePunch

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagreehttps://punchng.com/fashola-says-nigerian-roads-not-bad-man-neca-disagree/ 

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree

The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad – Fashola  The minister is not in touch with reality. He needs…

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Stephen Osazuwa@steveosaz

How is he supposed to know? Does he ply any of those roads? His primary route which is Lag-Abj, he does via air, so what is he talking about.
Fashola has now developed a reputation for talking nonsense and outright rubbish all the time.

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See what Nigerians have to say:

TheCable

@thecableng

.@tundefashola: Our roads are not as bad as they are portrayed https://www.thecable.ng/fashola-our-roads-are-not-bad-they-are-portrayed  via @thecableng

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Fashola: Our roads are not as bad as they are portrayed

Addressing state house correspondents on Wednesday, the former Lagos state governor said most road projects in the country would have been completed

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balogun Jamiu@Beejay_nani

Mr Fashola its badder than that this is Lagos /Abeokuta express way in ewekoro LG

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Olushola Olufolabi@olushola_shola

UNTIL NIGERIANS HIT THE STREETS AND DEMAND TO TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK, THE NATION IS GOING NO WHERE GOOD UNDER THIS APC egbekegbe GOVERNMENT ‼️
Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree – Punch Newspapers https://punchng.com/fashola-says-nigerian-roads-not-bad-man-neca-disagree/ 

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree

The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad – Fashola  The minister is not in touch with reality. He needs…

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Uncle Joe@uncles_joe

Fashola always like to hallucinate .
Rt till it get to hon. Min of work.

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The Punch Newspapers

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Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagreehttps://punchng.com/fashola-says-nigerian-roads-not-bad-man-neca-disagree/ 

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree

The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad – Fashola  The minister is not in touch with reality. He needs…

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onome peter@onomepeter1

This is agbor road to warrior
Then from warri to Benin dead road
Fashola please be mindful of your words.

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Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagreehttps://punchng.com/fashola-says-nigerian-roads-not-bad-man-neca-disagree/ 

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree

The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad – Fashola  The minister is not in touch with reality. He needs…

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Vincent@One_NewMan

Mr. Fashola this is Owerri-Okigwe Federal Highway.

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Duchess Caroline@My_Lorac

This is Abuja -Jos road. Guys please, retweet till it get to Fashola. He need to see this.

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Duchess Caroline@My_Lorac

This is Abuja -Jos road. Guys please, retweet till it get to Fashola. He need to see this.

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Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagreehttps://punchng.com/fashola-says-nigerian-roads-not-bad-man-neca-disagree/ 

Fashola says Nigerian roads not that bad, MAN, NECA disagree

The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad – Fashola  The minister is not in touch with reality. He needs…

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Arthur Somadina@somadina_arthur

This is why they are pushing for the social media Bill so when they say rubbish we won’t be able reply their nonsense..Mr Fashola can you live in an Environment like this?

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Market Digest Nigeria@marketdigestng

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Ogadi Chekwube Ejike@Haji_17th

Hello guys how about we do a trend on the roads in our areas to respond to Fashola. Here’s my this is iyanaiba busstop inward iba-lasu road https://twitter.com/vanguardngrnews/status/1192347527800078336 

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Vanguard Newspapers

@vanguardngrnews

The Minister of Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, said on Wednesday that Nigerian roads are not as bad as they are being portrayed. He insisted that reports on the poor state of roads in the country are mere hype.https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/nigerian-roads-not-as-bad-as-being-portrayed-fashola/ 

Nigerians men have too much swag, Kenyan man confesses

Nigerian Men Swag

A Kenyan project architect, Omari Junior has confessed that he admires Nigerians because their men have a lot of swag and their women are well endowed, among other reasons.

Omari in a post on internet questioning site, Quora,  also hailed Nigerians for their colourful culture and thriving entertainment industry.

He posted:

I’m a Kenyan. I’ve learnt and lived with some 5 Nigerians in my study in campus and this is what I can deduce from them:

  1. Nigerians are (NOT) loud. I don’t know if it’s their boldness that speaks volumes but whenever they talk, it’s kind of an argument yet it’s just a conversation they’re having. (Individual differences count a lot. You may have met 5 Nigerians who are loud but that isn’t a Nigerian thing. It is a personal trait).
  2. Their music is sweet. The afro-fusion genre is quickly recognizable and easy to dance along.
  3. Very industrious. They’re notorious conmen on the Internet. Besides that vice, they’re great entrepreneurial persons in Africa.
  4. They’re smart. Most of the learned people in Africa are from Nigeria. Undoubtedly, that can be attributed to their huge population. I mean, 182 Million people!
  5. Their pidgin accent. Alongside Ghanaians and some Cameroonians, they speak some horrible and disgusting English. It’s sometimes not easily understood. No hard feelings but I just hate that accent. It’s nauseating.
  6. Fashion. I envy their sense of fashion. It’s unique, African and has the identity of the Nigerians. I guess that also gives them a dose of their known bragging rights and flattery.
    Aso Ebi
  7. Beard Gang. Majority of Nigerian men are bearded. Genes may be? I guess right. Their women are also well endowed. I mean, which man on earth dislikes well-endowed ladies? Negligible.
  8. Literature. Most of the novels I love hail from Nigerian authors and novelists. Talk of Chinua Achebe, Wole Soyinka, Chimamanda Adichie, Cyprian Ekwensi and many more.

    Chimamanda Adichie
    Chimamanda Adichie
  9. Nollywood. I hate their films but I must give credits to their hardwork in the industry. I hate the films because of the background sound tracks which are disturbing and regular characters. I mean, can’t they polish new characters? We’re fed up with Patience Ozwokwo.
  10. Lagos. That city is more than overpopulated. Damn.

President Cyril Ramaphosa Apologized to Nigeria for xenophobic Attack

South Africa's special envoy Jeff Radebe meets Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari on 16 September 2019 in Nigeria.
South Africa’s special envoy Jeff Radebe meets Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari on 16 September 2019. Picture: State House Abuja

President Cyril Ramaphosa has formally apologised to Nigeria for xenophobic attacks on its citizens in South Africa.

He said the ugly incidents did not represent the values that his country cherished.

The head of South Africa’s special envoy Jeff Radebe tendered the apology on behalf of the South African leader when he visited Nigeria on Monday.

“We met with his Excellency President Buhari to convey our president Ramaphosa’s sincerest apologies about the incidents that have recently transpired in South Africa. Those incidents do not represent what we stand for as a constitutional democracy in South Africa and the president has apologised for these incidents.”

President Ramaphosa, according to Radebe, said the attacks provided a good opportunity for African leaders to tackle unemployment, inequality and poverty on the African continent.

“We believe that the crisis must serve as an opportunity for us to make sure that the scourge of unemployment, inequality and poverty in Africa must be attended to by our leaders.”

Radebe also confirmed Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari’s visit to South Africa on 3 October.

Nigerians react as moyo lawal poses with two huge cucumber

Nollywood Actress, Moyo Lawal recently took to her Instagram page to share an innocent video and a photo of herself holding 2 cucumbers, but little did she know what her fans and followers had in stall for her.

Moyo Lawal
Moyo Lawal

The actress, who is fond of sharing sultry photos of herself, captioned the video:

“Hi guys 😭…. so I need ya help 😢😢….. please help ya gaal oooh …. p.s sabi it is you people who insisted I must eat cucumber 🙄. …. ….. #ML”

Nigerian took to her comment section to react to the post with different thoughts running through their mind after all ‘body no be firewood’.

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Moyo Lawal's post and reactions
Moyo Lawal's post and reactions
Moyo Lawal's post and reactions
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