Sleep-overs reveal a lot about someone.
It’s a normal thing for a couple to visit each other and have sleepovers. It is at this time you get to know who someone really is. I mean, how are you going to know if your boyfriend is a thief? But it’s not everyone who does this. However, if you are a lady, you need to be well behaved if you want your man to invite you for a sleepover again and again.
Here’s how to never get invited for a sleepover:
1. Hog the remote from the moment you arrive.
If you love watching the TV, and you can’t keep your hands off the remote, try to avoid doing that on that day. You did not go there to continue watching your favorite soap opera. Remotes aside, get to know each other.
2. Go with the biggest suitcase you can find.
If you are going for a sleepover, carry something light. It’s only for a day girl. If you carry a suitcase, you will scare the heebie-jeebies out of him; he will think you want to move in. A little too fast, don’t you think?
3. Leave the house messy; like really messy.
Do I need to tell you this? Leave the house cleaner than you found it. Everyone loves staying in a clean place.
4. Hogging the bed and duvet like a cat taking an afternoon nap.
Do not hog the duvet and leave your better half feeling like a stranger in his own bed.
5. ‘Accidentally’ forget some of your stuff in his house.
Ladies, I know you want to mark your territory and all, but don’t do it until you are sure. You might give him the impression that you want to move in with him as quickly as possible.
6. Spy through his stuff like an FBI agent who wants a promotion.
Respect each other’s privacy. It’s annoying if your partner goes through your things, so why would you?
7. Overeat all the food in the fridge.
Don’t overeat. Eat reasonably. It’s embarrassing if you begin to have stomach problems at his place. You don’t want him to hear you taking a long poopie when your stomach begins to give you problems.